Spicy Christmas Anyone?

😈 Time to turn tradition on its head 😈

• The Tree
  Grab a tree from your neighbor's garden. Don’t worry about whether it’s an actual Christmas tree or not, just throw some random crap on it - socks, old CDs or more of your neighbours garden ornaments.‍
• The Gifts
  Save time and money by wrapping up the gifts you received last year and handing them out to unsuspecting family members. The key is to hope they don’t remember what they gave you
• The Cooking
  Offer to cook the holiday meal even if you’re a terrible chef. Burn the turkey, undercook the potatoes, and make sure to confuse salt with sugar. Voila! A memorable disaster.
• The Family
  Invite that one uncle who always talks about conspiracy theories and the gran who smells like piss. Stir up conversations about politics and old family drama for that extra awkwardness.
• The Decorations
  Overload your house with tacky decorations, like Santa figurines, flashing lights, and fake snow. Make sure to go overboard with the glitter and tinsel, leaving a trail of chaos wherever you go.
• Avoiding Cheer
  Complain about how commercialized Christmas has become, grumble about the music, and insist that you preferred the holidays when you were a kid. Spread your humbug spirit far and wide.
• Santa
  Make a makeshift Santa costume, stumble into the room with a poorly executed "Ho, Ho, Ho" and proceed to trip over the furniture and land on a small child.
• The Movies
  Only play the worst-rated Christmas movies you can find, such as Home Alone 3, Jingle All The Way 2 or Deck The Halls. Bonus points for films that have nothing to do with Christmas at all

🎄🎅 May your Christmas be as big of a shitshow as possible 🎅🎄