Ten Christmas Survival Tips

Yay! The season of endless socializing, family gatherings, and my worst nightmare: mandatory merriment, is upon us😐
Fear not! Here's Ten Christmas Survival Tips to help us through the forced festivities😅
Grab a blanket, avoid the mistletoe and let's endure this jingle bell madness with a survivalist spirit💀

• Stealth Mode
  Equip yourself with a camouflage blanket and practice the art of blending in with furniture.
• Strategic Napping
  Perfect the skill of dozing off inconspicuously during loud, long-winded stories about Aunt Ethel's cats.
• Gift-Giving Ninja
  Master the art of stealthily leaving gifts with other gifts to avoid getting drawn into extended conversations or receiving surprise hugs.
• The Great 'Holiday Houdini
  Magically disappear when Uncle Ted starts discussing politics at the dinner table.
• Tactical Snack Consumption
  Use the buffet table strategically, it doubles as a barrier to dodge unwanted small talk.
• Emergency Tech Time-Out
  Employ a fake call from "Santa" for a temporary escape to the quiet solace of your Dreamcast.
• Board Game Retreat
  Volunteer to be the scorekeeper for board games – it’s a prime excuse to focus and avoid excessive talk.
• Furget Talk
  Stealthily escape to the nearest animal. They're the perfect companions—no small talk, just wagging tails and purring.
• Mistletoe Maneuver
  Carry a sprig of mistletoe and strategically place it as a diversion when conversation gets too intense.
• Post-Party 'Postmortem' Strategy
  Rehearse vague yet convincing reasons for your swift exit to gracefully escape the holiday aftermath.

So there you have it, 10 tips to survive Christmas.
Good Fucking Luck 🫡